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sucm:

why he lick me

sucm:

why he lick me

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

joshpeck:

joshpecksmom:

joshpeck:

fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20

prove it

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bye hater

frenchdad:

Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop (1998-1999, Sunrise Inc.)

frenchdad:

Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop (1998-1999, Sunrise Inc.)

nosdrinker:

I just remembered that that guy from attack attack quit the band with a 1000 word essay that ended with “btw I’m not gay”

the exact quote was

“You are what you think. Also im not homosexual”

it’s listed as my favourite quote on facebook lmao

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

watershield:

the time is now

watershield:

the time is now

mikeyisacunt:

missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

this is disgusting

bleachedtears:

we flexin

bleachedtears:

we flexin